Sometimes they aren’t smart.
I went to see Star Trek with the parents today and I got hungry. Knowing it would be a good couple of hours until lunch, I did what any sane person would do: I ordered a snack.
Then everything went horribly wrong.
I ordered corndog nuggets that evidently weren’t cooked correctly. I’ve been down for 8 hours now, confined to a diet of ginger ale and pepto. Also, being vertical isn’t a fantastic idea. My life, my choices…