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1. People are inherently bitchy on Mondays.

2. No matter how obvious it is that you are on the phone, people will still try to talk to you.

3. In the words of Dr. McCoy, “He’s dead Jim!”… time to start moving on.

4. I’m a hopeless coward.

5. Having cookie dough in the fridge is always a good idea.

6. I need to start eating more vegetables.

7. It is impossible to go to bed on time.

8. I complain that I want a relationship but hide underneath my desk when a guy I like comes in.

9. Like hard core hide.

10. It’s like I feel my awkwardness taking hold of my body.

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