So with all the crazy man drama going on and everything up in the air, I just needed to put things in perspective.
How? Mini Cheesecakes
1 Cup Vanilla Wafer Crumbs
2 Tablespoons melted butter
1 package (8oz) cream cheese – softened
1 1/2 teaspoon vanilla
2 teaspoons lemon juice
1/3 cup of sugar
1. In a bowl, combine the crumbs and the butter
As you crush the crumbs, imagine that you are stomping on that asshole’s face.
2. Press the mixture into the bottom of 12 paper lined muffin cups
Imagine how nice it would be to meet someone who wasn’t a complete dick.
3. In a mixing bowl, beat all other ingredients together until smooth.
With each thwack of the batter, feel satisfied that you were too good for a weasel like him.
4. Spoon into cups and bake at 375 for 12-15 minutes until set
Smile victoriously at you beautiful creation, realizing he will never taste the gloriousness that is the cheesecake.
You can put chocolate shavings, blueberries, strawberries, or cherries on the top. I’m a chocolate cherry girl, but hey, gotta love the diversity.